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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43328) - you deserved it (9515)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

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theres nothing better than getting a blow job inbetween search and destroy respawns

#27 - On 02/16/2009 at 3:21am by zidane312

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If the blowjob wasn't better than CoD4, I'd say that's the blowjob-er's fault, sorry.

#3 - On 02/15/2009 at 9:23pm by Reckless

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