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Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43434) - you deserved it (4831)

On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I love how large breasted chicks sit there and say, "Ugh! I hate my big boobs!" and then wear low cut shirts and shove them in everyone's face. Smaller breasts are tasteful, and allow you to develop a *gasp!* PERSONALITY.

#17 - On 02/15/2009 at 11:40pm by mikeyellenlee

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Hey I would prefer littler, perkier boobs than big, floppy tits... tell him to quit bein a douche!

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 7:31pm by Phill of the Future

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