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Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40409) - you deserved it (2774)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by lonelyinlondon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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dump his ass

#1 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:09am by katherinebby17

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yeah, seriously, he's an idiot!
dump him if you haven't already

and then...
key his car
egg his house
tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets
'accidentaly' push him in into the thames
send hate mail


or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it

#6 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:18am by rockmyworld

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