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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Kinky.

#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:16pm by YoStephy123

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So dress up like a cop.

...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

#9 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:20pm by aback

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