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Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97877) - you deserved it (4802)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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He sounds hot. You should totally go for it.

#3 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:07am by mercyFML

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Awwkwwarrd.
Australian boys are hot though (at least all the ones I've seen), therefore, this situation is oddly intriguing. :)

#7 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:16am by Siren_00

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