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Today, I went to Knott's Berry Farm with my girlfriend. After we got off of Supreme Scream, the ride attendant asked her, "How was it?" She pointed to me and said, "It's like sex with this man, my boyfriend; intense, then disappointing because it only lasts like 30 seconds." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42474) - you deserved it (8202)

On 08/08/2009 at 9:41pm - intimacy - by blank13 (man) - United States (California)

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