Today, I went to Knott's Berry Farm with my girlfriend. After we got off of Supreme Scream, the ride attendant asked her, "How was it?" She pointed to me and said, "It's like sex with this man, my boyfriend; intense, then disappointing because it only lasts like 30 seconds." FML

by blank13 / 08/08/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • What are you worth? Four, maybe five tickets?

    All joking aside... Those rides last at least two minutes. Not thirty seconds.

    #1 - On 08/09/2009 at 6:06am by redbluegreen

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  • Your girlfriend's awesome.

    #2 - On 08/09/2009 at 6:09am by survivalism

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