Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

by piratequeen / 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy

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  • That is funny. Not only because your husband has a pirate fetish but because your neighbors overheard it.

    #1 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:00pm by Hermyoni

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  • ha your husbands a beast.

    #10 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:06pm by dusty1030

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