[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

#4226426 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (38304)

On 08/02/2009 at 7:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

More FMLs?

kmb04's life also sucks
Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there...

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry,...

bigmouth also deserved it
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!