Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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You deserved it 48 688

Same thing different taste

Top comments

mizled 0

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

Chaith 16

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

Comments

mizled 0

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

Selsa_Squirrel 0

That's exactly what I was wondering. :P Why were they checking texts during 'that'?

meddude 0

all i've got to say is... hahahahahahahaha

Why would you read a text during sex? Haha, it obviously wasn't too good then.

Chaith 16

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

sexylol_fml 4

Really?!!? That must suck for you! and her!

#158, that's an actual FML that was published. She didn't make it up

Slightmisshap 0

work on your "faking" skillz, and maybe it wont have to last as long if its bad.

meddude 0

#7: really? it was a quote lame ass

curious_missy 1

hehe...but if it's bad just come out straight and say it! I do that all the time!!! Even tho I know how to fake it very very well!