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Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:27pm by mizled

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Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents too!

"Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

#6 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:31pm by Chaith

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