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Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...
Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too!
"Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014