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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64361) - you deserved it (21755)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by ThePopeMan (man) - United States (Georgia)

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"lets play a board game"...?

time for a new girlfriend.

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:27pm by dg72592

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try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone.
that was still pretty bitchy of her...

#11 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:39pm by acc093

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