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Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

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"You're fucking? Fucking annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."

#4 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:44pm by Yunie

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Then you should have said "are you sure you don't need help?"

#16 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:53am by pulpfiction

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