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Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone's trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I go onto my balcony and ask in a loud voice if everything's ok and if she needs anything. Her and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24757) - you deserved it (5306)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

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