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Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12878) - you deserved it (53050)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

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