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Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48209) - you deserved it (2346)

On 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by whitechocolate (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Oh wow...what do you even say to that? Well, when it comes time to leave home, I suggest you and your brother go far away XP.

#1 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:02am by Darth_Taco

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OK - things like this - you don't need to know about your folks.

Best thing is to realise it is their issue to deal with - nothing you can do.

Just be glad you haven't walked in on them!

#2 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:03am by Smiley_70

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