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Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10510) - you deserved it (62318)

On 07/16/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Hopefully you had your pubic region shaved/waxed/trimmed.
Otherwise residents would thinks there's a angry beaver on the loose.

#12 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:45am by _apecakez

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ha ha, that's totally something that would happen to me, too! or like when you go streaking and smartasses take your clothes. Congrats for getting some, sorry about the stupid punks!! hope you didn't get arrested for public indecency.

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:04am by heyyou1203

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