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Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by kiwi (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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I know he probably meant it in a bad way, but I've known a lot of really attractive girls who look better clothed, not to say they weren't attractive naked. Sometimes you focus more on their very beautiful face and they're clothes bring out the colors in they're hair and/or eyes. Even if he meant it in that way it's still a dick move to say.

#7 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:18pm by NotoriousMandog

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and he looks better with his mouth shut. you too, billy j.

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 4:41pm by graham

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