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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58458) - you deserved it (40991)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whatdoyoudo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally FUCKING with you... literally

#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:15am by KenMcGormick

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hahhahahhahaha

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:03am by catladylovessus

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