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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61304) - you deserved it (10730)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by onething (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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