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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by onething (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Sounds like your bf is a big time jerk

#1 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:49pm by PakiPakiPaki

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For those saying she can still get pregnant whilst on her period, I think she was saying that she didn't want sex due to being on her period, not that menstruating prevents pregnancy. Also, if she doesn't want to have sex at this time of the month, that's her decision, sheesh.

And your boyfriend sounds like a bit of an arse. :(

#13 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:58pm by aiezaiza

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