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Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63540) - you deserved it (21708)

On 03/15/2009 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Moanie (woman) - United States (New York)

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