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Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35749) - you deserved it (6327)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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