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Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?

#9 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:19am by purple5

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Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.

#7 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:17am by Sacharified

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