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Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26020) - you deserved it (5851)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

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