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Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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At least it was your dad and not her dad

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 5:43pm by AS

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Big deal. Your dad will probably pat you on the back

#10 - On 06/01/2009 at 8:47am by Leaflover33

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