Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

by Noname / 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

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  • Wearing that shirt in public is just *asking* for a FML to happen. That's a total "you deserve that one", dude. Nice.

    #4 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:19pm by FlightNav

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  • Oh man... that's why I could never get myself to actually wear shirts like that, out of fear for situations like that happening to me

    #3 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:18pm by amirn86

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