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Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Wearing that shirt in public is just *asking* for a FML to happen. That's a total "you deserve that one", dude. Nice.

#4 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:19pm by FlightNav

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Oh man... that's why I could never get myself to actually wear shirts like that, out of fear for situations like that happening to me

#3 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:18pm by amirn86

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