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Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67847) - you deserved it (6479)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That's not okay. That is seriously NOT okay. Verbal abuse, FTL.

#10 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:42pm by deliciouskaek

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I'm pretty sure that making out does not = slutty.

#12 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:46pm by spiffles

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