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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5702) - you deserved it (82091)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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