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Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by BadBribe (man) - United States (Virginia)

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She was the one who wanted to bribe you. WTF is her problem?

#1 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:01pm by genius_man16

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Sounds like a great relationship :)
Did you punch her in the boob?

#3 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:03pm by MeganH0LLYW00D

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