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Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
She was the one who wanted to bribe you. WTF is her problem?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 28 January 2015