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Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41078) - you deserved it (10472)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

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Lol, I hope you helped her out.

#4 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:15pm by Jess

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Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

#8 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:38pm by MCart

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