Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

by skipper / 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

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  • Lol, I hope you helped her out.

    #4 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:15pm by Jess

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  • Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

    #8 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:38pm by MCart

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