Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
by skipper / 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
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Lol, I hope you helped her out.
#4 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:15pm by Jess
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Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.
#8 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:38pm by MCart
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