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Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52921) - you deserved it (2818)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:05am - intimacy - by Steph (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

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What about when the hookers take a shit?

#8 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:12pm by purple_riot

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Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

#2 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:09pm by heatherrrx

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