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Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

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hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there

#2 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:47pm by sniperpie

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Why does he deserve it? It's not his fault that his friend is fat and wants to rub his moobs on him.

#1 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:44pm by Badonis

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