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Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50999) - you deserved it (5357)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by groom (man) - United States (Kansas)

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Wow, that must suck.
Maybe you could ask them to move?
In a polite way?

#1 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:31am by uberrcool

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Who says it has to be in the hotel room? Go somewhere else.

#5 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:47am by Bigblackbunny

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