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Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML
Ugh. I don't get why you can't just hold in your moan.
Atleast take it out with breathing..
fucking hate when my mom screams for ages.
Yeah, I'm a sick little bastard, I know.
Ahahahahahaha! Wow, those must be some songs to hear. but when she's around 15 and 16 years old, boys will probly lover her "singing!"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014