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Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Ahahahahahaha! Wow, those must be some songs to hear. but when she's around 15 and 16 years old, boys will probly lover her "singing!"

#3 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:06pm by YungMarlon23

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YDI not for having sex around your daughter, but for lying to her about it. seriously, just tell her "daddy and i were having sex, it's something grown-ups do when they're married to show their love for each other." she's gonna find out about it soon enough anyway, it would be better for her to hear the facts straight from her parents than to pick up a bunch of myths and rumors from friends or the TV.

#7 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:10pm by diet_otaku

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