Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest ugliest man at the table looks me over then stares at my chest. He then starts to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML

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what does motorboat mean haha

Beggars can't be choosers! =P

YDI just for saying motorboat.

shot sorry I just realized I posted my comment in the wrong one. haha fail

What does motorboating the air mean??? You mean, like Barney in HIMYM?

I'd probz air-motorboat you too. :]

#2 and #6 - motorboating refers to someone rubbing their face in someones tits.

He wanted to motorboat her tits and showed a little demonstration for her.

oh.

Don't FML! That's a compliment. It means you have good boobs.
You should have flipped him off though.

For those confused: Moaterboating is when you get all up into someones cleavage (in this case) and shake your head left and right while making your lips flap together by breathing air out.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just laughed at myself writing that description. It sounds soooo fucking dumb when expained, but it is just fucking dumb anyways.

So it's an FML that someone found you attractive? Shut up.

The OP is obviously not used to male attention in general. Take what you can get, fatass.

#10 & 11: the man was fat and ugly. and a pervert, clearly... that's not a good thing.

Haha motorboat

I would have been a bitch and made sure to let him know how fat and disgusting I think he is.

Nobody wants old-fat-perv attention, but unfortunately you can't expect it not to happen. You just have to ignore it.

So maybe you should look for hot, younger men next time assuming you're younger as well. If you're older, go for it the guy sounds like a keeper.

#13 Alright, I'm just saying, it's not really a FML. Someone thought she was hot, its not that terrible.
Creepy guys will hit on you, you just have to take it as a compliment or ignore it.

Oh the horror! Are you okay? I hope he didn't scar you for life.

#10 hahaha to your description

He should of just bought ya a drink from the bar, at least that's what I would have done.

would you like some cheese with your gay ass whine....definitely not an FML

you must have had them on display for him to do that, ydi

#16 took the words out of my mouth! you really shoulda flipped him off!

shouldn't have sat by all the old creepy dudes. haha

Aye aye captain...

BFD. Big. Fucking. Deal.

This isn't really an FML. You clearly had the option to move. You loved the attention and decided to stay and get air motorboated ( I dunno if this is a word). If anything u should have air motorboated him back if u claim that he was fat.

lol, he loved it!

fucking ew. that must have been traumatizing, FYL.

You should have stuck your pinky out at him.
He would have gotten the idea of what you meant.

EWWWWW. That's GROSS.
Creepy old dudes belong with creepy old women. But since he was with his friends he though he would act like an asshole for a laugh. You should have just flipped him off or death-stared him down. Or turned the other way and completely ignored him.

Sexual harassment alert! Not okay, old man, not okay...

I can see how that made you extremely uncomfortable, but I agree with those saying it's not worthy of being on FML because it's not funny, or something that actually f's your life.

What's the deal with everyone flipping out over how fat, old, and ugly this guy is?
Those are three things that you basically cannot change in life.

YDI. How shallow can you be? FatTEST oldEST ugliEST? You could've just said fat old and ugly even then that's still extremely shallow, it isn't his fault he's "ugly" and old and fat. God, and he implied you were hot. FHisL for having to be in the presence of someone so rude and judgmental!

I like how every time a woman posts an FML about being sexually or verbally harassed in public, everyone tries their hardest to make her feel stupid and worthless and like it was somehow her fault. I've never seen so much misogyny in my entire life.

THIS. WAS. NOT. A. COMPLIMENT.
There is a HUGE difference between someone telling you that you're pretty, and someone motorboating in the air at you.
Clearly the man was harassing her, being a pervert, and trying to feel big. A compliment has the intention of being kind to someone and making them feel good. This isn't fucking rocket science, people. And if she didn't want to move or do anything about it, did you MAYBE think that she was too scared to try and do anything? The man's a bully, so it's possible that he gets off on reactions, and it may have encouraged him to respond with something even worse... ugh, god forbid.

He clearly realizes this isn't a way to lure in a girl, so it was just a rude and disgusting way to obtain power. If not, then he's obviously mentally fucked up to think it would work. Both are alarming circumstances.

Who on earth thinks this is a compliement?? I was once walking down the street and this creepy old guy who was old enough to be my grandad (I'm 20) said to me something like, "Oh I like your tits baby!" So I turned around absolutly disgusted and told him I was 14 and called him a paedofile! The look of horror on his face made my fucking week.

What I'm loving is that if a guy had posted about a fat, old, ugly woman doing some sort of suggestive motions at him, there would be an outcry such as the FML world has never known about how horrific it would have been and FMLs left right and centre (you know, as opposed to "Big fucking deal") :P

I love this website. Chicks cop it so hard XD

hahaha do the motor boat! that my me saying something if that guy did that! lol

Ew!
And to those people who think it's not a big deal and calling her "ungrateful", you all deserve to be motorboated in your man/boobs by a fat/ugly/old man. See how painful it sounds!? D:

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PROCEEDS.

thats happen a lot sweetheart ; ) at least they think you are hot/

On the bright side, at least he thinks you look good. The real FML would have been if he acted like he was gonna vomit when he saw you.

OP, YDI. This is one of the situations you could've changed by either sitting by younger/better looking men or ignoring him. If you didn't like the attention, you wouldn't have noticed the gesture/won't assume he was making them at you; it could've been one of your friends UNLESS your boobs were spilling over your top. On that count, then YDI for wearing revealing clothing and then whining that the wrong person took notice.
Next time, as people have stated accept it as a compliment or ignore it rather than denigrate the man.
P.S: "Fat" and "ugly" people need love too and unless you look like Angelina Jolie, bear in mind that you are potentially ugly to someone else.

First time I ever heard or read the word "motorboat" used in this context. Thanks for the imagery esp. to the clown who decided to describe it :)

That is so freaking funny, and really creepy too. You should have flipped him off or told him to stop or something and then left that area of the bar. It's not okay to feel uncomfortable by a man, even if he is super hot. Sorry for that happening to you. Still sounds really funny though.

But don't be so judgmental because he's probably not the fattest, ugliest, oldest guy ever. You probably put that there so people would sympathize with you more.

hey at least he thinks you're sexy lol

Uh, guys? It's not a "compliment" when men make gestures like that at women. No. No no no. It's not. It's harrassment. It's disrespectful and annoying and embarrassing and makes women feel uncomfortable just for daring to be women in a public place and for having breasts and it is NOT A COMPLIMENT. Get that idea out of your heads.

I hoped you walked over and poured a cup of ice water on him. That's disgusting.

would it have made a difference if he was hot? that's not okay, period.

#37 -- thanks for not being a misogynistic asshole. You're a rare breed on this site.

You met a pervy old guy out in the big bag world. big who cares.

#37 While I agree with you in a sense, I still say it's not really an FML because she could have moved if she wanted.

And yes it's a compliment, a perverted compliment yes, but a compliment nonetheless.

And yes, I would say the same thing if the OP was a dude.

You motorboating son of a bitch.

#37 i love you and couldn't agree more.

#45, I'm disappointed in you. As someone who supposedly cares about equal rights (at least judging by your picture), you're one of the most pig-headed men ever. If someone called you a hot faggot (assuming you're gay) would you like that? "Well, faggot means homosexual, so it's not technically wrong. And he said hot, so it's a compliment." Maybe you would, but that point is that it's derogatory. And some women with naturally large breasts can't wear a shirt that doesn't look revealing. Ever see baggy shirts in women's clothing aisles? Of course not, they don't exist. Even if the shirt has a high neckline, you can still see the big boobs popping out. A woman wears a baggy shirt she's called a dyke. Catch 22. And yea she could've moved, but why should SHE have to change when she's not the one doing anything wrong? The old man is the one who needs to change his behavior.

PS, I know lots of straight men who don't think Angelina Jolie's hot.

#12 hahahaha. spot on.

haha. what a a fucking pervert...but think about it...in a few days once u get over it ur gonna be laughing at that incident for the rest of your life. that shit is straight up funny.

#2: hahahahahaha
and well, at least you have nice boobs?

God, I hate it when men think being vulgar and that is a compliment. No, it isn't, it's the opposite of a compliment - it's so disrespectful and lazy. Poor you, OP.

how is finding a women attractive and letting her know from a distance being a vuglar-perverted-disrespectful ass? girls are full of them selves some times to think of a lot of guys as pervs; just casue they let a girl know when she's attractive.

this is no FML

I would have given him an "air bobbit" - where you pretend to cut his wrinkly, small penis off!

What's the big deal here? I would have made him buy me a drink, then stop talking to him!

#11: it's not a compliment, it's demeaning- show some respect and treat her as a human being! What if certain guys showed girls they thought they were attractive in ways other than treating them as mere sexual objects? hmm....

"oh noez, someone thinks I'm attractive!!! MY LIFE SUCKS!!!"

Get over it, stop being so conceited. YDI.

#37:

can you send me a picture of your boobs?

I'm a chick, and I don't get the big deal. Cry more. Sure it's not really classy, but I honestly wouldn't expect anything different in a bar. I wonder how you would have felt if the guy wasn't the "fattest, ugliest, oldest"....

oooh #67 I am soooo turned on.

#67 is made of win.

So, are they built for speed or comfort?

So did you go home with him?

Ummmm... so maybe he was just, I don't know... OLD, and makes those noises all the time without even realizing it? And maybe he wasn't actually looking at you at all? Half the young people here don't know what motor boating is, and the rest think its a stupid thing to do, so why would you think a fat ugly old guy would be doing that to you?

Fat and ugly people should not be allowed to exist. I hoped you smacked him a good one.

#42.. No one said proceeded..

#68, yeah, I would just LOVE it if Brad Pitt came into a bar and motorboated at my boobs. Because that's so classy and all. :|

you should have air-kicked his crotch. Demonstrating how you'd take him down.

Oh, how I enjoyed reading these comments.

Now then, shall I begin ranting?
Good.

OP, this truly is a terrible situation for you, you didn't deserve being treated in such a way. While, I understand that you were too disgusted to react. While I hope that you have learned from the situation, I also hope that you never have to use this newfound knowledge. I've gone through the nearly the same situation as you, thus, I understand what you are feeling.

Other commenters, how dare you insult her. Is it her fault that she was too stunned to react? After all, she didn't expect someone to do that to her. And she is not saying that he was the oldest, fattest, and ugliest man in the world. She was saying that he was the oldest, fattest, and ugliest man in the group. While beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it doesn't mean she is not allowed to voice her opinion.

Compliments take class and finesse, not idiocy and a pervert.

Commenter #37, thank you. Thank you for being the one who states that this was not her fault. You truly have my respect.

Agree with 45. Anyway ya that sucks, but it wouldn't matter if it wasn't a fat and ugly guy? I mean that is really shallow...

pssh, that happens every day in bars :l

NUMBER 37. I APPROVE.

dont show them off if you dont want the attention (and you probably do)

It doesn't matter who the man is or what he looks like. There's just something about those two great, big bags of fat that drive us men crazy. What that man did is just the natural reaction of all men. Usually, we keep it confined to the bedroom but when drinking, all bets are off. I bet even a gay guy has at least some small amount of desire to stick his face down in some well-displayed cleavage and go to town.

#77 - I would do the same to you except I would also smush them into my cheeks while I did it. Get over yourself. I would lick 'em until you did like it.

mann you picked the spott(:

The man was probably drunk and being egged on by his friends, not that this is an excuse. But yeah, the OP should be allowed to sit where she wants and dress how she wants and not deal with that shit.

If you call these people out and just say "Excuse me... is there something you need to say to me? I'm not going to be treated like that, and I don't think the manager will appreciate it either." You can watch them shrink back so fast! Just try it! Be assertive!

But to everyone who thinks this is a compliment - it's not! It makes you feel gross and drity when you're not even doing anything wrong. I get hit on all the time at work by old men, and no I'm not "putting it out there". I work at a doctor's office where I wear scrubs. It's creepy!!!

YDI. If you have your boobs out, men will leer. Even nasty, old ones.

I am not gay,heyyou but I still say she should've moved or not worn revealing clothing. Believe me when you are a 40D like I am, YOU CAN FIND CLOTHES THAT FIT THE BOOBS without making them obvious(I shop at JC Penney for them and come up with some unusual ways to make them seem smaller)

Also as someone who has had a man literally poke one of my boobs and said "Are these real, I'd like to hold them" as a customer at my job it doesn't get worse than that. Did I get offended? Not really because growing up I was always teased by my friends who were flat chested plus I later learnt the store caught the whole thing on camera and asked the guy not to come back.

Now the question is: Would it have made a difference if the guy wasn't fat,ugly and old? Because if it does make a difference then OP needs to get the fuck over her narcissistic ass,man up and expect this behaviour next time she is in a bar full of sloshed people.

I am not gay,heyyou but I still say she should've moved or not worn revealing clothing. Believe me when you are a 40D like I am, YOU CAN FIND CLOTHES THAT FIT THE BOOBS without making them obvious(I shop at JC Penney for them and come up with some unusual ways to make them seem smaller)

Also as someone who has had a man literally poke one of my boobs and said "Are these real, I'd like to hold them" as a customer at my job it doesn't get worse than that. Did I get offended? Not really because growing up I was always teased by my friends who were flat chested plus I later learnt the store caught the whole thing on camera and asked the guy not to come back.

Now the question is: Would it have made a difference if the guy wasn't fat,ugly and old? Because if it does make a difference then OP needs to get the fuck over her narcissistic ass,man up and expect this behaviour next time she is in a bar full of sloshed people.

i agree with #37, 48 and 86. people should be allowed to wear what they want and feel comfortable wherever they are. but then again, #89 has a point. in a bar she should have expected behavior like that

89 & 90-
Yeah, I do think it's pretty predictable for that to happen at a bar. It happens to me. I don't think she should get upset or anything, I'm just saying it's gross when pervs act like that.

Call them out! It's hillarious, I'm telling you!

Well the perfect solution in this situation would be to:

Look over to him with a puzzled face and make some eye contact and smile to tickle his balls a little (as if he isn't tickled already) ... Now to get his attention off your breasts point back to yourself and word out "I" then you do the motorboat imitation but in a way to mock him... Point at him but in a circular motion and word out "U". And during this whole time you HAVE to look disgusted... that'll crush his feelings...

You should have kicked him in the balls.

thats nasty but you were in a bar
im sick of women complaining about situations that we put ourselves into
go to a brothel and maybe someone might want to have sex with you maybe??
go to a bar and people get drunk and go home with strangers so someone in a bar motorboated at her boobs
what do you expect at a bar?
not a place filled with the classiest people
but thats sick and i would have felt uncomfortable too

Today an ugly guy in a bar thought i was hot. FML

seriously...life goes on

that sucks.

You should have smashed his damn throat end. Motor boat on that....

one word EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
but looks aren't that important actions are but this guy seems to suck on both ends of that deal

For the win, #37, you took the words right out of my mouth!

In all honesty, I would be offended even if it was Hugh Jackman or Johnny Depp (or some other equally attractive male) doing that. No woman deserves to be subjected to that sort of behavior. No exceptions.

Oh, and in regards to #45, not everyone thinks Angelina Jolie is attractive.

gah.
Why can't En Vogue start playing in the background when one *really* needs it?!
Inexcusable, disgusting behavior.
This was a thorough FYL.

You were probably dressed like a whore.

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