Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest ugliest man at the table looks me over then stares at my chest. He then starts to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML

by Hotdamnthisismyjam / 06/15/2009 at 8:32pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

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  • Don't FML! That's a compliment. It means you have good boobs.
    You should have flipped him off though.

    For those confused: Moaterboating is when you get all up into someones cleavage (in this case) and shake your head left and right while making your lips flap together by breathing air out.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just laughed at myself writing that description. It sounds soooo fucking dumb when expained, but it is just fucking dumb anyways.

    #10 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:27am by gingermonster16

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  • Beggars can't be choosers! =P

    #3 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:19am by Jonesy

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