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Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70527) - you deserved it (13480)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

#7 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:03pm by FBIWarning

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next time:

1) set up webcam
2) post up movie
3) ????
4) profit!

#3 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:02pm by Nev09

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