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Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of thing. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11401) - you deserved it (34026)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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