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Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of thing. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Wow... why would you not close the stall?

#1 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:06pm by lilacwords

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Don't push, that never helps. You sound like a guy. Why were you in the stall?? And why were you making noises in a public restroom? Why was your door open? So many questions. So much YDI. Wtf with your bladder, though. Maybe you have a blockage in there.

#2 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:06pm by kellster

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