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Today, I went over to my boyfriends house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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On 06/14/2009 at 9:08am - intimacy - by ohdeardarling (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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I don't think the washing of vomit is what killed the mood... unless your boyfriend is into that kind of thing O.o

#2 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:07pm by Sniggle

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That's awkward. Guess you shouldn't deepthroat more than you can handle, hmm?

#3 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:07pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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