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Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37762) - you deserved it (4607)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by failatboys (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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He is a good Catholic boy, then.

#4 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:08am by WicketSteve

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I'm sorry you turned your crush into a homosexual :(

#17 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:44am by Rabyd

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