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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML

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You often leave your door open and leave your baby unattended on the floor when having sex? Failparent

#2 - On 06/09/2009 at 2:04pm by smiller0789

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Oh my, that's hilarious.

#1 - On 06/09/2009 at 2:03pm by grocky

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