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Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30020) - you deserved it (65566)

On 03/11/2009 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by SoggyPancakes (man) - United States (Michigan)

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why the hell would she leave it on? infront of your parents, no less

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm by lolol182

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#1: That's the point... She let his parents listen in

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:24pm by Chrisham

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