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Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72336) - you deserved it (5641)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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I just moderated this one an hour ago! This is very exciting for me. I've never had that happen before. The power is intoxicating! I think I'll fire someone tomorrow! This feeling's great!

#12 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:38pm by ForestFire0

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Unlucky!

#1 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:33pm by MissCherrywhipx

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