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Today, while showering in my dorm, a hand reaches through the curtain and grabs my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized and he had sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Too bad you didn't knock the guy out. Any guy who walks into a women's bathroom and blindly puts his hand into a stall needs to be clobbered, even if he does think his girlfriend is in there.

#10 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:24pm by Ole_Stinker

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#12, guys aren't allowed in a women's restroom ANYWHERE.

#13 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:09pm by uscscreenwriter

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