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Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55765) - you deserved it (7297)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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