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Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28505) - you deserved it (7157)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by God hates me - United States (Texas)

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report her, shes got no right to force her beliefs on customers. if she doesnt like the morning after pill, she should get another job

#6 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:54am by twitteraddict

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They should call it "baby chaser" instead of the morning after pill.

#4 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:54am by Eir

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