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Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85175) - you deserved it (7038)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:19am - intimacy - by Ariel (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

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damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer

#8 - On 06/02/2009 at 2:13pm by Ilovelife07

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Haha ouch.

Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.

#1 - On 06/02/2009 at 2:08pm by DarthFurby

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