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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71270) - you deserved it (18464)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

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lol...he seems to have some insecurity issues

#4 - On 05/26/2009 at 5:28pm by annis

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What a loser, unless you are a constant nag, so much so that he thinks everything you say to him sounds like you're telling him what and how to do.

#10 - On 05/26/2009 at 5:31pm by rukusrazor

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