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Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17837) - you deserved it (7049)
On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)
Noname's life also sucks
Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis....
Noname's life also sucks
Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy....
Benji also deserved it
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30....
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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