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Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19693) - you deserved it (61091)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by ToobyFrank - United States (Missouri)

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You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:08pm by omgepiphany

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lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

#6 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:08pm by djspazy

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