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So what? You think that because you exist your parents should sacrifice their love life? YDI, if that can even apply here.
From the headquarters of the Mile-High Club, I welcome your parents into our inner "circle".
Go mom and dad!
Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.
#4 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:00am by Yulia
Did you see them actually officially become a member? If not, its not that bad. If so, FYL.
#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!
That don't even give a shit.
yes, how did you find out? did they get in trouble?
Next to you? Or in the bathroom?
Thats awesome, i really want to join the mile high club.
#3, i do not think that the original poster thinks that, but its very common knowledge that kids do not like to think about, see or hear their parents having sex...especially when they are within 20 feet of it
#10 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:04am by Eros
Parental sex stories really suck huh? My mom tries to tell people about her sex life and most of the time I'm around and Im all like "God mom, I really didn't need to know." lol...
It happens, hahaha.
My parents, I've found out, are members too.
It would be really awful if you either A) walked in/heard it, or B) they got into trouble/were caught.
You need to understand that parents have sex, and sometimes they experiment.
It's something almost all couples do.
Dang, even I would do it on an airplane.
Who wouldn't? (;
#3 I agree! Parents gotta get some lovin' too 8D They deserve it just as much!
#16 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:06am by Juno
thats disgusting, and i hope you didnt find out because u heard them...
How do you think you got here?!Don't knock it 'till you try it ;] haha.
haha well i suppose its not as bad as it could be like redbluegreen said, n also u shuld be proud (in a weird way) that their keeping their love alive! =]
Lol. How did you found out? Extreme grins on both their faces when they returned?
#20 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:13am by xieh
I gagged when I read this. Wow I am so sorry.
You "found out", which means you didn't directly witness it and since you didn't directly witness it, why should you care? YDI for caring.
Kinky shit isn't it? You should try it sometime lol
That's kindof disturbing cause it's your parents though but I suppose PROPS cause they still got it! ;-]
FYL
ew. How did you find out? At least they still love each other. But maybe next time somewhere where the kids can't find out about it?
We're going deep, and we're going hard.
Parents are allowed to do it too! I mean, I'm a teenager, but when I'm 50 or so I'm still gonna wanna do it. But yeah, I don't wanna picture my parents doing it either, so that part sucks.
What would be awesome is if you joined on the same flight.
Eh. It would be more embarrassing if they got caught.
#29 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:56am by AliciaContreras
Somebody went into the wrong bathroom!
YDI just because there's no "So what?" button.
#31 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:58am by Chui
haha i hope you were sitting next to the bathroom
It could be worse. You avoid the inevitable "By the way we got it on in the airplane bathroom twenty thousand miles above Dallas and thats how you were born," story from your parents. Good thing you didn't happen to walk by as it was happening. Thats just...scarring. FYI
Today, I found out my parents have sex. FML
And your mom didn't ask if you wanted to join as well? Indeed FYL! :-P
your life is not f***ed.
#36 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:38am by mylittlecrow
haha at #35,
thats so grosss.
good on them for still having an active sex life (Y)
To everyone saying to just get over it, i dont know how your mind works, but with most people, when images of their mom and dad fucking while in the same general area as them makes them want to barf. And if they were having sex in the bathroom, there isnt anyplace to throw up.
Which makes me wonder, what happened to people being given barf bags on every flight?
How would you find out, were they caught?
... But what even happens if you're caught? I've always really wondered.
#38, barf bags are located in the seat pocket in front of you, under the magazines.
Actually they joined the mile high club a long time ago, which is when she got pregnant with you. FYL.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
the people going "omg you deserve it cause DUH parents have sex" don't really get it...everyone knows their parents get it on, but HEARING it or walking in on it is seriously embarrassing. its different than hearing your friend or sibling having sex.
parental sex is awkward by itself, but add public fucking and kink into it...FYL.
your mum probably had sex too.. when you were INSIDE of her.
still, awwwkward for you my friend
good for your mom and dad that they're still hot for each other after all these years! that's adorable and wonderful, nobody seems to stay together happily anymore.
still though definitely never ever ever wanna think about your parents having sex. bummer for you. but not FML.
How did you find out? Did you have to co-sign their Mile High application or something? Well if your mom gets pregnant from this time you have a funny story to tell your future little brother or sister.
AWKWARD.
No-one wants to even know about their parents having sex.
eurgh.
Did you get on the plane with your father but off the plane with your mother?
#50 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:38am by hem
Even if that is disgusting, be happy that your parents are lively. Sounds bettr that these corpses that i live with.
hahahaha
mommy & daddy FTW
#52 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:15am by trop
I bet everyone on the plane heard it.
No way, someone's parents actually had SEX?? That never happens!
SO not an FML.
( The reason people join the Mile High Club)
"Some people attribute the allure of the club to the lower atmospheric pressure in the flight cabin, which they claim increases the intensity of orgasms.[citation needed] Another explanation is the vibration of the airplane, which may make arousal easier. Others say they have fantasies about pilots or flight attendants, or a fetish about planes themselves. For many others, perhaps the majority, the appeal of joining the MHC is the thrill of doing something taboo and the thrill of the risk of being discovered." From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Why is this a FML? Your parents are people, too. They don't just quit having sex because they have kids.
People are completely missing why this is an FML. Yeah, it's great that the parents don't have a loveless, sexless, unhappy marriage...
But would you want to be in an enclosed space listening to anybody sexing it up? Especially your parents? It was also probably extremely embarrassing because if the OP could hear everybody else could probably hear too.
Do you want to imagine what your parents sound like during orgasm? Nonetheless hear it? I don't think so. So stop telling the kid to get over it.
stop telling the OP to get over it! jesus. would any of you like to walk in on your parents, hear them, or even think of them in that way? anybody who does would probably be diagnosed with a mental illness. its just disgusting.
and OP, maaaaan thats gross. do we even want to know how you found out?
parents should never do that when there's other people around. especially their kids.
#60 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:14am by suckstobeyou3
I don't see how this affects you at all.
I understand that no one thinks of their parents in a sexual manner, but the mature thingto do would e to pretend it never happened. Making an FML about it demonstrates a pretty unhealthy fixation on the fact. You could erase it from your memory, but instead you're going to tell everyone you (don't) know. YDI.
Grow up, there are worse things than that. For instance, finding out your parents are part of a bisexual couples swingers club would be kind of fucked up, but hey, whatever floats their boat!
You should count yourself lucky considering the number of people dealing with parents that hate each other. Loving parents, even those that are a little over enthusiastic, are a blessing.
How dose he Deserve it?Do the 400 plus people who pressed that button just wana be funny?
#66 --- stupid. You and the kid who posted this. If he wants to say FML for something so silly, then he deserved it, that's why. It's be different had he walked in on his parents actually doing the deed, maybe even having some anal action, that would be totally fkd up, but probably funny for the readers.
I'm a member of the Mile High Club. Solo Aviator Division.
YDI for giving a crap where you are when your parents decide to fuck. Get over it. It's how they made you,
TMI
#70 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:20pm by BKF
haha number 66 you're calling yourself stupid...
oh that IS gruesome.
#73 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:01pm by lemony_music_grl
I just spit out my water laughing.
#69, some people are just way more disturbed about knowing the details of their parents' intimacy.
It's probably better they did it in the cramped bathroom instead of on the seat beside you.
So what? Just because they're your parents doesn't mean they can have a sex life?
haha
i think i'm one of the only ones who was like "so what, are you upset they didn't ask for you to join too?"
then wikipedia-ed it and found out the real, dirty meaning
sigh.
hahahahahahahahaahhaaaahahahaaa
ohh shitt.. howd you find that out??
So What. You do know what you parents had to do to make you right?
you found out how?
you joined them?
#80 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:41pm by vag
ohh shitt .... i'd get off the plane immediatley.
#77 - nopee, your not the only one . i did the exact same (:
just because they have children, doesn't mean they can't have sex anymore. stop being so greedy and grow up cause you probably do it too.
TSA! TSA! I'd kick them off my plane.
#59 They were on an AIRPLANE. They probably weren't doing it in the passenger seats where everyone else is, which means they were probably doing it one of many restrooms on the plane. If you've ever been on an airplane, you'd know how loud they are. There's no overhearing that.
#25, lol.
Surely you can't be serious!
Good for them! I hope I can still be wild and spontaneous when I am old and married with kids!
lol what if that was the 9/11 plane
CNN:two bodies were found attatched to each other in a sexual position
And they probably have sex in the house while you're sleeping in it. Get used to it.
hopefully they have sex on your bed when you go and hang out with friends for the night and sticky your sheets. YDI for having loving, caring parents who sound like they have a good marriage.
gross ur paretns have sex?????
hahahahaha!!! that must suck. ur parents rock :P
No.93 parents have sex. its not abnormal. lol
good on ya mum and dad.. and stop being a whining little fuck pig and grow up
Could be worse. Imagine if they joined the club when they conceived you.
I just threw up a little bit...
#98 - On 05/26/2009 at 9:15am by sydney9
I would laugh my ass off if I knew my parents were having sex in the bathroom while I quietly dozed off ;) Go parents! :D
Actually note that he never said they did it in the toilet. Maybe that's how he knows, cause they had sex under the blankets right next to him when they thought he was sleeping.
So what? I bet they have had sex on pretty much every surface of the house you live in. Surfaces you touch and sit on. People have sex – your parents are people – get a fucking grip.
I'd rather my parents divorce than have sex.
Oh God, this is hilarious!
Good for them for still having it, but still, I can totally see how that's very very awkward.
daaaaaaaaaaaamn.....ewww go have a party iin ur pants (or rather plane in this situation) somewhere elseee.....isnt that difficult t do though?
Oh God... uh....... yea...... shit I'm disgusted lol. How the hell did you find out?
That's nasty. I definitely don't want to find out how you found out about it though
At the time of this comment the 'you deserved it' spells 1337... Is that an FML on its own?
Why have so many people say this person deserved it?
sex in public is pretty fucked up. sex in public when you have your CHILDREN with you, why that's just wrong!
I don't see why this is so bad, to be honest. If you get worked up over things like this, it's rather clear that your life is really quite nice, and you just like to bitch and moan about things that don't matter so that you can fit in with the rest.
In what possible way could anyone say you deserved that? You didn't choose to have kinky parents.
Get over it. Your parents have a life too.
At least your parents are still together and still love each other.
This is so stupid... I want to know why this shit gets accepted, when I post some truly fucked up shit that really happened and it doesn't make it through??? wtf
The only way I can see this as a FYL is if your parents are getting more action than you are :P
O.K wat tha hell is the mile high club?
How do you NOT know what it is? Google it.
were u sitting next to them?
that would suck..
so what, can't your parents have a sex life too
bahaha, you parents are mad. ;D
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