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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (142186) - you deserved it (12683)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

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