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Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (218925) - you deserved it (23807)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

#3 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:12am by Authoress

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I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex...sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

#11 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:20am by TigressUK

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