Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2015 at 11:49am / Intimacy

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  • Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

    #11 - On 08/16/2015 at 9:50pm by UH60

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  • Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

    #6 - On 08/16/2015 at 9:47pm by Steve95401

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