Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

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  • Maybe he just wanted to know what positions, etc. you liked as opposed to saying something cliche?

    #1 - On 08/13/2015 at 7:22pm by Steephx0

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  • "In that case, I want you to buy me a back massager."

    #5 - On 08/13/2015 at 7:28pm by Rosebudx

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