Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML
by weirdthingtosay / 11/21/2014 at 4:56am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 11/21/2014 at 9:49am by horneyhic
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Better then most girls, others would have posted an FML saying "Today, a really hot guy I was getting to second base with said my boobs were "soft like cake". FML"
#4 - On 11/21/2014 at 9:51am by TanzWolf
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