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Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54558) - you deserved it (3671)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Quick get rid of her

#1 - On 08/01/2014 at 4:57pm by inhindsight

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Quick to the divorce papers!

#2 - On 08/01/2014 at 4:58pm by greeneyebeauty9

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